blinking is like clapping for your eyes
just remember that ur eyelids are always applauding u and cheering u on even if nobody else is
This is the most inspirational thing I’ve ever heard.
(via eponinemiller)
wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)
(via hannibalspet)
dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad
(via what-is-this-i-dont-even)